- Tom- Tom
When I was a little kid, we liked to play cowboy. At the rodeo, I discovered a game we NEVER thought of. Putting jockey shorts on goats. I’m not making this up. This is what they do. A guy sits on a tire tied to a goat. Two cowboys in sneakers and baseball hats chase the critter down and put underpants on him ?? or her. After they humiliate the goat, they run away. When you were a little kid and fantasized about growing up to be a cowboy ?? did you ever dream about putting tightie whities on goats? Or did you just want to be the guy who sat on the tire?
Some years back I heard about an English woman who lived in Colorado and had gotten into rodeo ?? barrel races in particular. The idea is that you race around a course of beer commercials. Anyway, she rode a black stallion to whom she’d given a provocative name. When she entered the race course the announcement would be ?? “Lady Jane Broadmare will now ride to the barrels on Ebony Dildo !!!!! :-) “
Some cowboys look like cowboys.
Some cowboys look like cowboys’ boys. Hey Chad. I know this cool cowboy game with jockey shorts . . . . . . . .